This Week

• ⚾️ The Rundown: NY v LA

• 🐿️ The Adventures of Rocky and Bullpenwinkle

• 🐝 Ballpark Buzz

• 🥛 The Milky Way

• 🔑 The Missing Keys

• 🎭 Fool Me Once

• 🧢 Coach’s Korner

• ⚙️ Gearin’ Up

• 👵 Mother Knows Best

• ⁉️ They said what?

⚾ NY Meets L.A: October Atmosphere?

Last night at Dodger Stadium, the stars didn’t just show up—they showed off.

Yankees vs. Dodgers. Judge vs. Ohtani. What else can you ask for?

Two of baseball’s most iconic franchises. Two MVPs. A weekend series that might just be a preview of more to come.

Aaron Judge struck first with a no-doubter to center—446 feet of Bronx power.

Shohei Ohtani answered with a solo shot of his own in the bottom of the first inning, marking the first time in MLB history that both reigning MVPs homered in the same inning. 

Ohtani wasn't done.

Leading off the bottom of the sixth, he launched his second homer of the night, igniting a four-run rally and leading the Dodgers to an 8–5 comeback win. 

Forget the calendar. Forget that we’re still in May. This series feels like the postseason already.

If this is the preview, buckle up—it’s going to be a ride.

🐿️ Bullpen Takeover in Detroit

Quite the scene in Detroit this week.

The Tigers were hosting the Giants when a surprise visitor stole the show.

Rocky the Black Squirrel—all two pounds of him, soaking wet—sprinted onto the field and hijacked the game.

Even the broadcast booth got in on it:
“Who invited Rocky?”

But the real chaos came when Rocky made a beeline for the Tigers’ bullpen—and scaled the fence like he was auditioning for a relief role.

Tigers pitcher Tyler Holton, leaned in for a closer look near the warning track.

Big mistake.

Rocky sprang like a caffeinated ninja—right into Holton’s line of sight. The bullpen scattered.

Rocky strutted in like he owned the place.

And just like that, a fearless little squirrel earned bullpen privileges—and a permanent spot in Tigers lore.

No claws. No growl. Just guts, hops, and undeniable swagger.

🐝 Buzz Kill at Petco

Let’s face it—sometimes bringing your B game is exactly what the moment calls for.

This week at Petco Park, a swarm of bees hijacked the camera behind home plate—two hours before first pitch.

Enter: the beekeeper.
Summoned by the team, zipped up, and ready for action.

According to officials:

 “a professional beekeeper humanely removed the bees and released them at a safe location offsite.”

Crisis averted. Game on.

No stings. No delays. Just elite bullpen support in a hazmat suit.

Hats off to the unsung hero in white. 🐝👏

🥛 Milk, Mayhem, and the Indy 500

Yuck.

Well, that’s… one way to promote a car race.

During last Saturday’s Red Sox–Orioles game, a fan poured a full bottle of milk over his head after a Jarren Duran home run.

No, it wasn’t a calcium thing—this was part of a Fox Sports stunt to promote the Indy 500.

Later that night, a Mets fan pulled the same move at Citi Field.

The reaction?
Mostly confusion. Some nausea. Zero interest in joining in.

Hope those guys were well paid—because there’s nothing quite like warm milk to the face in a packed ballpark.

And no offense to the Indy 500, but…

is there anything more disgusting than milk dripping down your noggin?

Got milk? Please don’t.

🗝️ The Case of the Missing Car Keys

We’ve all been there—tearing apart the house looking for those damn keys.

But Red Sox minor league prospect Marcelo Mayer? He took a slightly... calmer approach.

After a game a few weeks ago, Mayer lost his car keys.

Did he flip couch cushions? Dig through the laundry? Not exactly.

“I lost them about three weeks ago and never cared to look for them…”

The car just sat at Polar Park. No big deal. He had games to play.

That is… until the call came.

He was headed to the big leagues—and had to get to Boston ASAP. One problem: no keys, no car.

So what did he do?

Mayer hitched a ride with the team’s clubhouse attendant, and the two sped through Boston traffic en route to Fenway.

And yes—he made it just in time.

Crisis averted.

And the keys?
Found… in the pocket of one of his jackets.

Of course they were. Where else would they be? 🔑

⚾️The “Fine” Letter That Rocked the Rookie

Imagine this:

You’re 23 years old. Two weeks into your MLB career.

You walk into the clubhouse and find a letter from the Commissioner’s Office on the chair in front of his locker.

Inside? A $5,000 fine—for being two minutes late to deliver the first pitch.

That’s exactly what happened to Brewers rookie Logan Henderson last week at PNC Park.

And he bought it—hook, line, and sinker.😂

He even started drafting an apology letter to Rob Manfred.

But before he could hit send, the Brewers’ pitching coach pulled him aside.

It was a prank.

A classic rookie hazing—masterminded by the coaching staff and clubhouse prank legend Pat Murphy.

Henderson took it like a pro.

⚾️Why Warm-Ups Matter🧢

A warm-up isn’t just another item on the checklist.

It protects young bodies, sharpens focus, and sets the tone for how a player performs when the first pitch is thrown.

Translation: Warm-ups matter more than you think.

Don’t Skip This Part.

Here are 5 quick tips to keep your Little Leaguer safe, focused, and game-day ready.

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⚙️ Gearin’ Up

The Smartest $30 You’ll Spend on Your Kid’s Arm?

A Resistance Band.

Whether your kid’s on the mound or behind the plate, resistance bands might be the most underrated tool in the bag.

They boost arm speed, build strength and flexibility, and help prevent injuries—especially for pitchers.

Use them during warm-ups, for recovery, or as part of strength training.

Just a few reps a day can make a big difference in arm health and long-term performance.

Quick Tip: Don’t overdo it. Band work is about activation and control—not max effort.

Quality reps.

🎯 Looking for a reliable option? This resistance band kit is under $35 and built for baseball warm-ups, arm care, and recovery—great for youth players and easy to toss in any gear bag.

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The Arizona Diamondbacks were supposed to challenge the Dodgers in the NL West. So far? Not so much.

They’re sitting in 4th place, 8 games back—and manager Torey Lovullo is searching for answers.

Enter: his 92-year-old mom, Grace Lovullo.

We’re not sure what Grace thinks of the bullpen (statistically one of the worst in baseball), or its shaky defense.

But hey—maybe a mother’s instinct is just what the D-backs need.

Because at this point, trusting the numbers hasn’t exactly been a winning formula.

The Quote of the Week:

“I don't mind people looking at me. That's never bothered me. I don't want them looking at me in my house; now that would bother me” - Zack Greinke

That’s it for this week.

Enjoy the weekend! Thanks for checking in.

John Boxley - High N Tight

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